Welcome to the Schrute-Approved Co-Ed Baby Shower.
Attendance will be taken.
“This is the most important meeting of your lives (until the next one). Please join us in celebrating Dakota & Kris.”
-Michael Scott
Saturday, October 25, 2025 | 12-3 pm CT
Event Details
FACT: Location Identified.
The mission begins October 25, 2025, 12–3 p.m. at Moretti’s Events, Rosemont. Attendance = survival.
Location
Moretti’s Events
9511 W. Higgins Rd.
Rosemont, IL 60018
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Date
Saturday
October, 25, 2025
Time
12 pm – 3 pm CT
No…It’s Books. Display. Diaper Raffle.
Books for Baby
Skip the card — bring a book instead! Write your name and a sweet note inside so storytime will always remind us of you.
Display Shower
No wrapping required! Please bring your gift unwrapped with a tag (with your name) + ribbon. This way, gifts can be displayed, and we get more time to celebrate.
Diaper Raffle
Every diaper pack = one raffle entry. Greater quantity = greater chance of survival (and greater chance at a raffle prize).
Registry
Infant Supply List.
Registries are available here. Failure to comply will result in beet-based punishment.
AMAZON BABY REGISTRY
RSVP
Security Clearance Required.
RSVP by September 26, 2025. Those who fail to respond will be assigned diaper duty indefinitely.